heroque:

kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket

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#macklemore tag #theft tag #money tag #mugging tag

justabasicbirch:

im watching Ben 10 and i swear to god if the kid with the 11 on his necklace is named Kevin Eleven I’m going 

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#ben 10 tag #swearing tag #ggg

when jean ralphio comes onscreen my dad yells ‘come quick! its randy cunningman!’

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#fathers / #he says it wrong on purpose

when someone leaves the house without me i scream inside

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cisfenris:

bununit01:

hey shout out to people with schizotypal, schizoid, histrionic, narcissistic, anti-social, dependent, obsessive-compulsive, and paranoid personality disorders y’all are just as valid and important and deserving of support and resources as bpd and avpd

this post makes it sound like people with bpd and avpd have a wealth of resources? which is not true ?????

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#yeah this post made me squint #all ppl personality disorders deserve recognition + support but theres no like... popularity ranking....

jacentheshadowsoul:

Me: *breaks silence by busting out laughing*

Non-multiple: what?

Me: nothing, sorry, inside joke.

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#GAh

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weinerman-tested:

evil????????

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#these are nice colors #rc9gn tag #scopophobia tag

maybe the real friend we made along the way was treasure

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ijustwanttodrawthembeingsexy:

the warning sign of a sad Howard

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#rc9gn tag #food ment #queue tag

72 days, 4 hours since Mike Brown was killed.

hasdarrenwilsonbeenarrestedyet:

79 more days until Grand Jury deadline.

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#ferguson tag #murder tag #death tag #mike brown tag

more summaries on huge text walls pls

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genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Good Luck

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#this is mike #genders tag

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#nsfw ? #scopophobia tag #favorite posts

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#yeah #rc9gn tag #scopophobia tag ? #queue tag

dannyqhantom:

big alien gorilla wolf mother fuckers

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#attack the block tag #scopophobia tag #blood tag #swearing tag #queue tag #teeth tag